make-america-groovy-againExhausted by this divisive political season? Dissatisfied with the limited choices for President – because this is America and we’re accustomed to choices galore? Ready for a president who can do both, and by that we mean kick Deadite ass AND charm the ladies – er, people of the world?

Well, then, STARZ has the candidate for you!

MAKE AMERICA GROOVY AGAIN! VOTE ASH WILLIAMS FOR PRESIDENT.

Here’s the lowdown from the network themselves:

Today, answering the call of the people, STARZ is reigniting the Ash4President campaign with a new website and killer campaign videos to rally the troops and rock the vote.

Ash is the only man who can cross party lines, because no one likes a party more than Ash Williams. Under the promise of making America groovy again, fans can sign up to receive custom campaign swag, download political posters, and share Ash’s policies across social media. Through www.Ash4President.com and the@Ash4President Twitter handle STARZ will be releasing a series of exclusive political clips featuring Ash Williams giving his take on hot button issues to get loyal fans (err, citizens) to the polls. Ash is still waiting for the invite to the presidential debates but just in case it got lost in the mail he’ll be live tweeting the debates from the @Ash4President handle to make sure his voice is heard. Hey America, you could do worse.

Here’s a taste of the kind of quality rhetoric you can expect from Ash Williams, Groovy Prez-in-Waiting:

Vote smart. Vote aSh– wait, that doesn’t really work. America!