NerdSpan Pop Quiz: Best Ways to Bust Your Boob Tube?

By NerdSpan Staff • 8 years ago • Uncategorized

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NerdSpan: Most entertaining ways to demolish your TV?

Answers on Facebook
Adrick Kaasa: Swords.
Alex Langley: Via Incredible Hulk
Brett Reno: PULL! http://www.theverge.com/2012/12/23/3794814/rheinmetall-50kw-laser-weapon Double-barrelled 50 kW laser weapon shoots down drones and mortar rounds
Brett Reno: The Germans just developed a laser gun . . . no, I’m not kidding. I think launching your TV into the air and watching a laser blast it would trump anything.
Danny Bowes: With passive aggression.
Derek Simmons: I had to do that w/ old tube TVs working for Goodwill. Sledgehammers make ’em go pop very nicely.
Donald Buley: Office Space works for all appliances
George Wagner: A wide-open space, and a giant slingshot, or a catapult. Or….a cannon that can shoot televisions out of it, lol.
Gerald Coleman: Heat vision … lol
Ian Eppenbaugh: Potato gun.
Jay Lind: Elvis the TV, you can’t go wrong with that. Although the newer flat screens don’t explode like the old CRT TVs did! (“Elvising” is shooting out the screen with a handgun if something on it displeases you.)
Jay Lind: I was thinking, flinging the newer flat screen model off the Burge Dubai, to see how far it’ll soar before hitting anything.
Jedii Raccoon: Office Space printer beatdown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PywI0BOxJpI office space printer beatdown (and family guy version)
Jeff Buckner: Crossbow arrow to the screen.
Jennifer Lawrence Wurzer: My television committed suicide while I was watching “Honey Boo Boo”…spontaneous combustion.
Lance Maurice Eustache: Sledgehammer!
Luis Robles: Sell it on Craig’s list! Haha
Luke Malin: plug it in with and extention cord and drop in in a bonfire… watch it till it burns
Mark Hinton II: AK-47. Accept no substitute. I’ve done this. It’s the ballistic equivalent of getting high.
Marq Piocos: TNT
Michael Overton: When I was moving several years ago I watched a mover who must have been only about 5’5″ tall throw a 29” CRT TV set into a dumpster, the top of the toss must have been at least 8 feet, and the tube exploded when it landed in the dumpster. He looked at me like he’d just scored the winning touchdown or something and yelled “That was FUN!”. I’ve never felt so envious in all my life. But it was cool to watch!
Nick Cappello: If possible, have it destroyed by the Mythbusters on a TV related myth. If you can’t get that… Circus Midgets. Definately Circus Midgets
R. Brian Long: Zombie Elvis sloughs into the room and shoots it with a .44 magnum revolver.
Roy Carl Stanley: watch the last episode of heroes..
Thomas Itpick: Watch E! For 2 hrs and watch it implode on its own.
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www.youtube.com bad ass printer beatdown scene from office space. followed by the equally bad ass family guy version.
ΠΟΘΗΤΟΣ Μ.: I’d take my television and rig it to only show channels that display reality television at any given moment while forcing Clayface to watch and see him morphine into all those dumb people, which would eventually force him to morp his head into an anvil and watch him smash the television continuously until it stopped transmitting. (yeah I know, odd thing to think up. But think of how much Batman or Judge Dredd would relish that lol) *morph

Answers on Twitter
Alex ‏@alexesther: Fireworks. “@ActionChick: Most entertaining ways to demolish your TV?”
andrew joseph scovel ‏@redking1981: microwave …depending on the size of the tv..
Ashley ‏@ChickTech: ohh smashy smashy. I’d totally Office Space style beat it with a bat.
BranVanChemist ‏@BranVanChemist: Only one way. Office Space it. “@ActionChick: Most entertaining ways to demolish your TV?”
Caleb Martin ‏@Issitheus: Step One: Get a big-ass microwave.
Dallas Barnett ‏@DallasBarnett3: HONEYBOOBOO!
Frank Benson ‏@mfbenson1: @Jenocidal_ and a battle axe!
Jav ‏@JavTheGhost: with a shotgun
Jennifer Connelly ‏@Jenocidal_: shotgun and glitter!
Jennifer Cross ‏@JenCross27: Let a gang of 3 year olds play with it.
Jhonny Arroyo ‏@ArroyoJonathan: Post a picture of @justinbieber on it and throw it down from the top of a high building. Everyone will think it’s suicide!
Joe ‏@Jtwofresh: fire.
Lance M. Brown ‏@FreelanceLance: Catapult?
Linda Hedenljung ‏@Hedenljung: A man told me he carried out his tv and shoot it when he found out it was’nt The Flying Doctors that night. #weird
Nobody’s Business ‏@ocularnervosa: Put it on the railroad tracks and wait for the train.:
Patrick Church ‏@MrFantasy78209: But such a pain of hurt when you need to buy a new one after demolishing the old television set, =)
Richie Boyd ‏@sofiesdad08: drop it off a building and then kick it around
Scott Lyon ‏@WonderScott: Max Headroom
Zombie_Brandon ‏@Zombie_Brandon: strap a bunch of M-80’s to it and watch it blow up.